lad pants

My cousin wore his grey joggers to the park and flexed like he was in a gym.

He texted me, 'Check out my new lad pants, bro.' I replied, 'You look like a sausage in a sock.'

At the mall, he walked past me and said, 'You’re gonna remember me.' I said, 'I’ll remember your pants.'

He posted a selfie in his grey pants and wrote, 'Leg day, baby.' I said, 'You’re leg day, bro.'

He wore his grey pants to the grocery store and said, 'I’m shopping like a king.'

His mom said, 'You don’t need to wear those pants everywhere.' He said, 'I’m a legend.'

He showed off his butt in his grey pants and said, 'I’m the best.' I said, 'You’re the best at showing off.'

He texted me, 'I just bought new lad pants.' I said, 'You look like a donut in a tube.'

He wore his grey pants to school and said, 'I’m the king of the hallway.' I said, 'You’re the king of showing off.'