Lad of the Year

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A man who has been the loudest, most obnoxious, and most drunk throughout the year and gets a title because everyone else is too scared to say no.
He got the title because he once yelled at a cop and won.
He was the only one who showed up to the party and brought a keg.
He got the title after he ate a whole pizza by himself in 2 minutes.
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A guy who did so many idiotic things that the whole school had to give him a special award just to shut him up.
He won because he tried to jump off the roof and fell into a pool.
He got the award after he dressed up as a chicken for the entire week.
He won because he started a food fight with a pizza.
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A man who is so loud and so proud that he gets the title just for being the most annoying person of the year.
He won the title because he screamed his name in every class.
He got the award after he talked over the teacher for 20 minutes straight.
He was named Lad of the Year because he wouldn’t stop singing in the shower.
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A guy who did so many dumb things that the whole school had to give him an award just to get him to stop being a pain in the butt.
He got the award because he tried to eat a whole cake in one bite and failed.
He was named Lad of the Year after he started a dance party in the hallway.
He won because he wore a hat to every single class.
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A man who was so drunk, so loud, and so crazy that the school had no choice but to give him the title of Lad of the Year.
He won the title because he got into a fight with the principal.
He got the award after he tried to drink a whole bottle of soda in 5 minutes.
He was named Lad of the Year because he wouldn’t stop talking during lunch.
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A guy who was so obnoxious and so proud that he got the title just for being the most annoying person all year.
He won because he talked during every single test.
He got the award after he started a screaming match with the janitor.
He was named Lad of the Year because he wouldn’t stop bragging about his pizza.
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