lad name

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A guy’s old name before he gets married. It’s like a man’s version of a girly name. No one cares about it unless you’re a total failure.
My lad name was Johnson. Now I’m Johnson-Wilson. I’m still a failure.
He dropped his lad name like it was a bad habit. Now he’s just ‘Dude’.
My dad’s lad name was Smith. Now he’s Smith-Smith. He’s a double failure.
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The name a guy had before he got married. It’s like the guy’s old identity. You keep it if you’re too lazy to change it.
He kept his lad name because he was too lazy to pick a new one. Now he’s still called ‘Bob’.
My uncle’s lad name was Baker. He kept it and now he’s ‘Baker-Baker’.
She kept her husband’s lad name. Now she’s the only one who remembers it.
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The name a guy is known for before he gets married. It’s like the name of a famous guy in a group. Everyone knows it.
He was the legend of the crew. His lad name was the only one people remembered.
She called him by his lad name like it was his real name. He was annoyed.
His lad name was so famous, people forgot his new name.
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