Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A guy who chases little boys for fun, friendship, and a good time in the bedroom.

I’m not gay, I’m just a lad lover and this boy is my new toy.

He asked me to the dance, but I already have plans with my lad lover group.

That boy is cute, but he’s also my lad lover for the week.

2

A man who prefers boys who look like they just walked out of a commercial for snacks and recess.

He’s not just cute, he’s my lad lover and my new best friend.

I don’t have a crush, I have a lad lover and he’s got a crush on me.

My teacher said I was too distracted by my lad lover to do my math.

3

A guy who thinks being surrounded by young boys is the same as winning the lottery.

I didn’t come to the party for the pizza, I came for my lad lover.

He’s not just my classmate, he’s my lad lover and my new sidekick.

I got in trouble for texting my lad lover during lunch.

4

A man who would rather spend his free time with boys than with his own family.

My mom says I’m too busy with my lad lover to do my chores.

He’s not my crush, he’s my lad lover and my new bestie.

I skipped band practice to hang out with my lad lover.

5

A guy who’s basically a walking ad for the teenage boy lifestyle.

He’s not just my friend, he’s my lad lover and my new crush.

I got detention for making fun of my lad lover in class.

My dad says I’m too much of a lad lover to be taken seriously.

6

A man who thinks boys are the best thing since sliced bread and double scoops of ice cream.

I don’t need a girlfriend, I’ve got my lad lover and that’s enough.

He’s not just my neighbor, he’s my lad lover and my new partner in crime.

I skipped homework to hang with my lad lover again.