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the goo that comes out when a guy is too proud to wipe
My cousin tried to wipe with a napkin and it just came out everywhere.
He said he was fine, but I saw his pants.
My mom says it's like a cheese river.
lad lather
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the mess you make when you think you're a king
He sat on the throne and then it all spilled out.
He tried to be cool, but his shirt got wet.
He looked like a melted candle.
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the stuff that happens when you're too full of yourself
He said he was the best, but then it came out.
He tried to walk like a man, but his pants were wet.
He looked like a soggy taco.
4
the thing that happens when you think you're a legend
He said he was a hero, but then it came out.
He tried to save the day, but his shirt was soaked.
He looked like a drowned rat.
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the mess you make when you think you're a god
He said he was a god, but then it rained.
He tried to shine like the sun, but his pants got wet.
He looked like a wet dog.
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the stuff that happens when you're too full of hot air
He said he was a balloon, but then it popped.
He tried to float, but his pants were soaked.
He looked like a soggy balloon.