lad beating

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Lad beating is when you take it upon yourself to punch a stupid kid in the face because they look like a loser.
I saw a lad wearing a tilted hat and a Nautica polo. I walked up and said, 'You look like a mall rat.' He cried.
At the train station, a lad was eating a McFlurry and I told him, 'You’re not a man, you’re a McFlurry.' He ran.
I saw a lad with dyed hair and said, 'You look like a glitter explosion.' He got mad and tried to hit me.
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Lad beating is when you stare at a guy like a beast in the wild, waiting for him to say something stupid.
I stared at a lad wearing a baseball cap tilted up like he was trying to hide his face. He said, 'What?' I said, 'You’re a disgrace.' He ran.
A lad was sitting in McDonalds with his friends. I stared at him until he said, 'What?' I said, 'You’re a disgrace.' He ran.
I stared at a lad in the shopping centre until he said, 'What?' I said, 'You’re a disgrace.' He ran.
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Lad beating is when you wear all black and a balaclava and randomly attack a group of lads like a ninja.
I wore all black and a balaclava and walked up to a group of lads. I said, 'You look like a bunch of fools.' They ran.
I showed up wearing a balaclava and said, 'You’re not cool, you’re just a bunch of fools.' They ran.
I walked up to a group of lads in a balaclava and said, 'You look like a bunch of fools.' They ran.
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Lad beating is when you show up with a group of friends and yell at lads until they run and get bashed.
I showed up with 20 of my friends and yelled, 'You’re a disgrace!' They ran and got bashed.
I arrived with my crew and yelled, 'You look like a bunch of fools!' They ran and got bashed.
I brought 20 friends and screamed, 'You’re a disgrace!' They ran and got bashed.
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Lad beating is when you throw eggs at a moving car full of lads and laugh like a maniac.
I threw eggs at a moving car full of lads and laughed like a maniac.
I threw waterbombs at a car and said, 'You’re a disgrace!' They got soaked.
I stood on a car park and threw eggs at a car full of lads. They screamed and ran.
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