Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A person who gets hit by a surprise so hard it feels like a punch to the gut

I saw the test results and my brain exploded

He walked in wearing a chicken suit and I lost my mind

She told me I was adopted and I fell off my chair

2

Someone who gets so shocked they probably wish they were dead

He saw the bill and screamed like a baby

I found out my dog ate my homework and I cried

She said I had to do the dishes and I ran away

3

A person who gets so surprised they might just faint from the shock

He saw the price tag and fainted right there

I got a 100 on the test and I almost passed out

She told me I was getting a new toy and I jumped up and down

4

A person who gets shocked so bad they might need a doctor

He saw the doctor and screamed like he was on fire

I got yelled at and I almost had a heart attack

She said I had to clean my room and I threw a fit

5

A person who gets so shocked they probably need a minute to breathe

He saw the monster and ran like crazy

I got a bad grade and I sat there like a statue

She told me I had to eat veggies and I made a face like a ghost

6

A person who gets hit by a surprise so bad they might just explode

He saw the surprise party and exploded with joy

I got a new phone and I screamed like a rock star

She told me I was getting a pet and I jumped for joy