Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

Lacy Mann is the best friend you ever had. She’s the kind of person who makes your cock hard just by walking in the room.

Lacy walks in and I get a hard on like I just won the lottery.

She’s my best friend and my best lay. No one else can do both.

I told my mom Lacy is my future wife and my current girlfriend.

2

Lacy Mann is the most amazing person. She can make your day better just by looking at you.

I saw her and I felt like I was on cloud nine.

She walked by and I forgot my own name.

She smiled at me and I forgot how to breathe.

3

Lacy Mann is like a godsend. She’s hot, she’s smart, and she doesn’t tolerate any nonsense.

She told me to shut up and I actually listened.

She’s the only person who can make me do push-ups.

She’s hot and she doesn’t take any crap.

4

Lacy Mann is the best girlfriend. She’s got a great ass and she doesn’t let you forget it.

She walked by and I got a hard on like it was Friday night.

She’s got the best ass and the best personality.

She’s my girlfriend and my best friend. I don’t need anything else.

5

Lacy Mann is the most perfect woman. She can cook, she can sing, and she can make your cock hard.

She cooked me dinner and I got a hard on.

She sang and I forgot my own name.

She’s perfect and she doesn’t even know it.

6

Lacy Mann is the best thing that ever happened to me. She’s got everything and she’s got me.

She’s my everything and I’m her everything.

She’s got me and I’m happy.

She’s my wife, my girlfriend, and my best friend.