LACY drunk

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When you drink so much you turn into a human disaster and wake up with a hangover so bad it feels like your brain is screaming in a blender.
I LACY drunk last night and woke up with a chicken in my mouth and a tattoo on my forehead.
My friend LACY drunk at the party and tried to dance with a fire hydrant.
I LACY drunk and ended up in a dumpster wearing only my socks.
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Getting so wasted you forget who you are and end up with a bunch of weird injuries and no memory of how you got there.
I LACY drunk and ended up with a broken nose and a shirt that said 'I survived a karate match.'
My cousin LACY drunk and tried to fly out the window with a spoon.
I LACY drunk and woke up in a park wearing a hat made of pizza boxes.
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Drinking so much you become a wild animal and wake up with a hangover that could kill a small elephant.
I LACY drunk and ended up in a river wearing only my underwear and yelling at a duck.
My brother LACY drunk and tried to eat a whole pizza box in one bite.
I LACY drunk and woke up with a raccoon on my head and a coupon for free tacos.
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