Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

When your cum leaks out like a broken faucet and the girl starts spewing jizz from her boobs like a milkshake machine

My cum was leaking like a sprinkler and she was squirting like a soda fountain

He came so hard it looked like a fountain and she was leaking like a broken hose

He was leaking like a tap and she was squirting like a soda machine

2

Boring as hell, stupid as a sack of bricks

This movie was as boring as watching paint dry

That joke was stupid as a brick in the face

That game was as dull as a dead frog

3

Big, jiggly, perfect tits that make your brain shut off and your pants fall down

She had tits so big they made my brain turn off

Her boobs were so perfect I fell on my face

I saw those tits and my pants dropped like a dead weight

4

When someone eats cheese like it’s a curse and gets a stomach full of pain and regret

He ate a whole pizza and now he’s in pain

She ate cheese like it was a sin and got a stomach like a war zone

He took a bite of cheese and now he’s in hell

5

The high you get after giving a woman a boat ride she won’t forget

He gave her a boat ride and she was flying high

She got so turned on she was like a rocket

He took her out on the water and she was on cloud nine

6

When someone says they can’t eat dairy and makes everyone else eat meat just to be dramatic

He said he can’t eat cheese and made me eat meat

She said she can’t eat milk and made me eat a burger

He said he’s lactose intolerant and made me eat meat for a week

7

Lactose intolerance isn’t a problem. It’s just the norm, and lactose-tolerant people are the weird ones

Europeans are the weird ones who can eat cheese

Most people can’t eat milk and they’re normal

Europeans are the odd ones who can eat milk