Lactoseness

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When your cum leaks out like a broken faucet and the girl starts spewing jizz from her boobs like a milkshake machine
My cum was leaking like a sprinkler and she was squirting like a soda fountain
He came so hard it looked like a fountain and she was leaking like a broken hose
He was leaking like a tap and she was squirting like a soda machine
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Boring as hell, stupid as a sack of bricks
This movie was as boring as watching paint dry
That joke was stupid as a brick in the face
That game was as dull as a dead frog
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Big, jiggly, perfect tits that make your brain shut off and your pants fall down
She had tits so big they made my brain turn off
Her boobs were so perfect I fell on my face
I saw those tits and my pants dropped like a dead weight
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When someone eats cheese like it’s a curse and gets a stomach full of pain and regret
He ate a whole pizza and now he’s in pain
She ate cheese like it was a sin and got a stomach like a war zone
He took a bite of cheese and now he’s in hell
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The high you get after giving a woman a boat ride she won’t forget
He gave her a boat ride and she was flying high
She got so turned on she was like a rocket
He took her out on the water and she was on cloud nine
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When someone says they can’t eat dairy and makes everyone else eat meat just to be dramatic
He said he can’t eat cheese and made me eat meat
She said she can’t eat milk and made me eat a burger
He said he’s lactose intolerant and made me eat meat for a week
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Lactose intolerance isn’t a problem. It’s just the norm, and lactose-tolerant people are the weird ones
Europeans are the weird ones who can eat cheese
Most people can’t eat milk and they’re normal
Europeans are the odd ones who can eat milk
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