lactose persistence

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a fancy way of saying some people can still digest milk like a baby, while others turn into a poopy mess after one sip of chocolate milk

I tried to drink milk and my stomach screamed at me like it was in a fight.

My cousin can chug a whole carton of milk and still have energy for a dance party.

My teacher said lactose intolerance is the reason I can't pass the science test.

the superpower some people have that lets them drink milk and not turn into a giant human diaper

My brother drinks milk like it's water and still has the energy to beat me up.

My mom can drink a milkshake and still stay awake for the whole movie.

I tried to eat ice cream and my nose ran like a faucet.

the reason why some people can drink milk and others are just cursed to suffer every time they do

My friend drinks milk and acts like it's nothing. I drink milk and I die.

The milk man came to my house and I cried like a baby.

My dog eats my milk and doesn't even flinch.