Lactose Lucrative Cock

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Your nuts are so loaded with jizz you look like a cheese factory exploded in your pants. Your pecker then spits out a creamy stream of milk that’s so rich it could pay your rent.

My buddy came so hard he looked like a milkshake barf'd on his shirt.

My sister's dog peed on the couch and it looked like lactose lucrative cock happened.

I came so much my pants leaked and my socks got a free upgrade.

by Slangipedia 9d ago

Your balls are packed with cum so full they’re about to burst. Your penis then drips out a golden milk that’s so thick it could be used as a breakfast cereal.

I woke up with my sheets soaked and my bed looked like a dairy farm exploded.

My dog came so hard he left a trail of milk on the floor like a cow walked through my house.

I came so much my pants looked like they were dipped in milk.

by Slangipedia 9d ago

Your nuts are so full of jizz they’re ready to explode. Your cock then leaks out a creamy stream of milk so rich it could buy you a house.

My brother came so hard he looked like a milk carton had a meltdown.

I came so much my pants were soaked and my socks were like wet sponges.

My dog came so hard he left a milk trail from the kitchen to the bathroom.

by Slangipedia 9d ago