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My face looked like a melting hot dog after I dipped my chip in that dressing.

I got this reaction after I ate salad for breakfast. My skin was screaming.

My coworker tried the same thing and now he’s got a rash the size of a pizza.

I got a rash so bad I looked like a fried chicken from head to toe.

My friend tried to be cool and ate the whole bottle. Now he looks like a lobster.

I got this after eating dressing like it was wine. My skin was blushing.

I used too much dressing and now my face looks like a soggy taco.

My sister got this after she drowned her salad in dressing. Her face was red and angry.

I got this after I ate dressing like it was gold. My skin looked like it was on fire.

After I ate that dressing, my skin looked like it had been burned by a toaster.

My friend got this after he used the whole bottle. Now he looks like a tomato.

I got this after I tried to eat salad like it was a dessert. My face was red and itched like a monster.

I got this after I used too much dressing. My face was red and swollen like a balloon.

My brother got this after he ate dressing like it was soup. Now he looks like a tomato on fire.

I got this after I tried to eat salad like it was a snack. My face looked like it had been hit by a truck.

I got this after I ate dressing like it was a drink. My face looked like a balloon about to pop.

My friend got this after he drowned his salad in dressing. Now he looks like a meatball that’s about to burst.

I got this after I used the whole bottle. My face looked like it was going to explode.