lactophyxia

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When you choke on breast milk like it's your worst enemy and you're in the middle of a nursing session with some grown-up.

My mom tried to nurse me at 27 and I coughed up milk like it was a crime scene.

My BF tried to nurse me and I nearly died from the sheer amount of milk in my throat.

My aunt tried to nurse her nephew and he looked like he was about to vomit milk everywhere.

Choking on breast milk so hard it feels like your lungs are going to explode while you’re trying to be cool and adult.

I tried to nurse my dad and I choked so hard I made a milk spray everywhere.

My cousin tried to nurse her uncle and he looked like he was about to cry.

My BF tried to nurse me and I nearly died from the milk tsunami.

When you’re nursing and your throat gets so full of milk it feels like your mouth is about to become a milk fountain.

I tried to nurse my dad and my mouth became a milk fountain.

My mom tried to nurse me and I looked like I was about to drown in milk.

My BF tried to nurse me and I coughed up milk like it was a punishment.