lactophobe

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a person who screams like a banshee every time they see milk, even though they can eat a whole pizza without blinking.

I saw milk in the fridge and had a panic attack. I'm not even lactose intolerant. I just hate milk.

My friend ran out of the room when I poured milk into my coffee. It was like he saw a ghost.

I refuse to eat cheese. I’m not afraid of it. I’m just mad at it.

someone who would rather fight a dragon than drink a glass of milk, even if it’s the last thing on Earth.

I’d rather be eaten by a bear than drink milk. It’s that bad.

My brother threw a fit when I gave him a carton of milk. He called it a betrayal.

I once refused to go to a dairy bar. I told them I’d rather die.

a person who hates milk so much they would punch a cow in the face if it gave them a look.

I hate milk so much I once threw a milkshake at my teacher. It was worth it.

I got in a fight with my cousin over who had to drink the milk. I won.

I once screamed at a cow. It was because of the milk.

a person who acts like milk is the devil, even when they’re fine eating ice cream and cheese.

I hate milk, but I’ll eat ice cream any day. It’s like I’m punishing myself.

I yelled at my mom for giving me milk. I had to drink it anyway.

I refused to drink milk at lunch. I just ate a whole pizza instead.

a person who would rather choke on a milkshake than let someone else drink milk.

I’d rather die than let my sister drink milk. I’d choke on a milkshake first.

I once stole my brother’s milk just to prove I hated it more.

I drank a milkshake so fast I choked. It was worth it.

a person who has a full-blown meltdown every time they see a milk carton, even though they’ve had dairy for breakfast.

I had a meltdown in the grocery store when I saw a milk carton. I cried.

I screamed at my dad for giving me milk for breakfast. I had to drink it.

I threw my milk at the wall. It was like a personal attack.