Lactobootyolyosis

My cousin's butt looks like it got hit by a milk truck. No joke.

Your booty is so weak, it's like it's made of skim milk.

I tried to do a booty pose, but it looked like I had no butt at all.

My butt is so small, it's like it never drank milk. I'm literally a milk-deprived person.

She has the booty of a milk-deprived goat.

I tried to sit down, but my butt was too small for the chair.

My butt is so sad, it cries milk. I'm literally crying with it.

He has the saddest booty I've ever seen. It's crying milk.

Her butt looked like it had been crying milk all day.

My butt is so weak, it can't even hold milk. I'm like a milk bag with no support.

His booty is so weak, it can't even hold a single drop of milk.

She tried to hold milk, but her butt just gave up.

My butt is so flat, it's like it's been on a milk diet. No joke.

He's got the flat booty of a person who only drinks skim milk.

She looked like she had been on a milk-only diet for a year.

My butt is so tiny, it's like it's been milk-starved since birth.

Her booty looks like it's been milk-starved for years.

He tried to flex, but his tiny butt looked like it was milk-starved.