lactobismal

Fresh Trending

1 views · Added 22h ago · 3 definitions

1
A gross pill made in 2001 to help people stop pooping their pants. It caused crazy side effects, like exploding guts, and was thrown away before anyone could buy it.
My uncle took it and turned into a human firecracker.
The scientists who tested it got diarrhea so bad they cried.
It was so bad, they called it 'the poopocalypse.'
2
A pill from 2001 that was supposed to stop people from pooping everywhere. It backfired hard, with results like poop rain and people screaming in pain.
My cousin took it and pooped out a sock.
The test subjects looked like they had been hit by a toilet.
It was so bad, they called it 'the worst pill ever.'
3
A 2001 pill that was meant to stop you from pooping your pants. It went wrong, causing people to poop in their sleep and sometimes their own faces.
My teacher took it and pooped on the whiteboard.
One guy pooped so much, he had to wear a diaper to work.
They said it was so bad, it should’ve been banned.
xs