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When a milk-drunk fool with a gut like a cow ends up crapping their pants and screaming like a baby.

My cousin drank a whole gallon of milk and now he's on the floor like a broken toaster.

I tried to drink milk after a whole day of pizza and now I'm doing the floor dance.

My dog drank my milk and now he's doing the floor dance too.

When some idiot takes a hit off a pregnant lady's boob and then drinks her milk like it's a fancy cocktail.

I saw a guy snort drugs off a pregnant woman and then chug her milk like it was beer.

My brother took a line off my mom's boob and then drank her milk like it was a smoothie.

At the party, some dude took a hit off a pregnant woman and then drank her milk like it was a latte.