Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A person who gets the shits every time they eat dairy like a cursed goat.

I ate pizza and now I'm on the floor. I'm a lactoad for real.

Milk? No. I'm a lactoad. I get sick just looking at it.

Cheese is my enemy. I'm a lactoad and I'm not afraid to say it.

2

Someone who hates dairy so much they would throw a party just to hate it.

I would throw a party if I could hate cheese. I'm a lactoad.

Dairy is my nemesis. I'm a lactoad, and I'm proud.

I hate milk more than my ex. I'm a lactoad.

3

A person who gets sick from dairy like it’s a personal attack.

Dairy hits me like a punch in the face. I'm a lactoad.

I get sick just thinking about yogurt. I'm a lactoad.

Dairy is a bully. I'm a lactoad, and I fight back.

4

A person who gets the worst stomach pain from dairy, like it’s a war.

Dairy is like a war in my stomach. I'm a lactoad.

I feel like I'm dying every time I eat cheese. I'm a lactoad.

Milk is my enemy in a war. I'm a lactoad.

5

A person who can’t handle dairy, and it’s the worst thing ever.

Dairy is the worst thing ever. I'm a lactoad.

I can’t handle milk. I'm a lactoad.

Dairy is my worst enemy. I'm a lactoad.

6

Someone who gets sick from dairy like it’s a curse from the gods.

Dairy cursed me. I'm a lactoad.

I got sick from yogurt. I'm a lactoad.

Dairy is a curse from the gods. I'm a lactoad.