Lacto ring

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The cursed plastic loop that refuses to die and keeps sticking to your milk jug like a drunk friend at a party.

My cat tried to chew it and now it's part of him.

I tried to throw it away and it came back like a ghost.

It's the last thing I see before I go to sleep.

That annoying plastic thing that won’t let go of the milk jug and probably has a grudge against you.

It followed me to the trash can and I had to yell at it.

I tried to rip it off and now my hand smells like milk.

It’s the reason I failed my math test.

The plastic circle that won’t stop being attached to the milk jug and probably wants to be your friend.

I tried to ignore it, but it kept following me around the kitchen.

It was so attached to the jug, I had to use a knife on it.

It came with me to school and my teacher asked what it was.