lactivate

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When your boobs start leaking milk like a drunk water fountain. Happens to ladies when they’re preggo or when they’re squeezed like a stress ball. Also happens to guys if they’re weird enough to touch their nipples.

My boobs just started leaking milk during a Zoom meeting. I looked like a broken soda machine.

My boyfriend’s nipples are leaking milk. I think he’s lactating from being a weirdo.

I was eating a sandwich and my boobs started leaking. I’m never eating again.

by Slangipedia 1d ago

Being as lazy as a sloth on a weekend. You don’t move. You don’t speak. You just stare at the ceiling like it wronged you.

I woke up and my body was still asleep. I was lactivate.

I didn’t leave my bed for three days. I was lactivate.

I didn’t even blink. I was lactivate.

by Slangipedia 1d ago

A human who moves like they’re on fire and they’re running from a dragon. They don’t stop. They don’t rest. They just go.

She ran a marathon and then did push-ups. She’s lactivate.

He jumped out of a plane and then did a handstand. He’s lactivate.

I was lactivate. I ran three miles and then did a backflip.

by Slangipedia 1d ago