lactina

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A person with a butt so fine it could make a cow jealous, and they’re obsessed with milk like it’s their last meal.

My cousin’s a lactina. She drinks milk like it’s going out of style.

That guy at the gym is a lactina. I’ve seen him do 100 push-ups just to get a milk carton.

My dog is a lactina. She chases milk trucks like they owe her money.

A person with a butt that could knock a statue off its feet and drinks milk like it’s a religion.

My teacher is a lactina. She gives milk to students who behave.

My brother is a lactina. He drinks milk before breakfast, lunch, and dinner.

That lactina at the store always grabs the last milk carton.

A person with a butt that makes the whole world stop and a milk addiction so strong it could rival a junkie.

My neighbor is a lactina. She drinks milk straight from the carton like it’s a fancy drink.

That lactina at the park sits on the bench like it’s a throne.

My dog is a lactina. He drinks milk out of my cup like it’s his own.