Lactifucking

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When someone shoves warm milk up your butt for fun and you’re too weak to stop them. Usually involves a funnel and a lot of bad decisions.
My cousin tried lactifucking me at a sleepover and I still have nightmares.
My dad did it to me during a family trip and I cried like a baby.
My girlfriend said it was a ‘romantic gesture’ and I don’t know what that means.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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A messy way of giving milk to someone’s butt. It’s like a milk enema but with more drama and less dignity.
My gym teacher did lactifucking to me during P. E. and I got detention.
My friend’s dog tried lactifucking him and it was a disaster.
My mom did it to me for not cleaning my room and I still hate her.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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When you get milk shoved up your butt and you’re too sore to complain. It’s like a milk slap but way worse.
At the party, my brother did lactifucking to me and I had to run outside and vomit.
My boss did it to me during a meeting and I almost quit.
My little brother did it to me and I told him he was a ‘milk butt’ forever.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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A weird way to give someone milk through their butt. It’s gross and it’s also kind of funny if you’re not the one getting it.
My uncle did lactifucking to me at Thanksgiving and I had to leave the table.
My friend’s dad did it to him and now he hates milk.
My brother did it to me and I told him he was a ‘milk monster’.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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When someone pours warm milk into your butt to make you feel good. It’s like a milk massage but way more awkward.
My dad did lactifucking to me and I said it was the worst birthday ever.
My teacher did it to me for not doing my homework and I failed the test.
My girlfriend did it to me and I said I would never drink milk again.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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A bizarre habit where you shove milk up someone’s butt for no reason. It’s like a milk prank but way more intense.
My brother did lactifucking to me during a video game battle and I lost.
My friend’s dog did it to him and he ran away from home.
My cousin did it to me and I told her she was a ‘milk bully’.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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