lactie

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a person who can’t handle milk and gets the worst stomach cramps ever, like a cow got ran over inside them
My lactie cousin ate a waffle and cried like his life was over.
She tried to drink coffee and looked like she was about to die.
He ate ice cream and ran to the bathroom like it was a fire alarm.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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a person who turns into a human trash can after eating dairy, and it’s not pretty
My lactie friend ate pizza and turned into a human trash can.
She had milk for breakfast and started sweating like she was running a marathon.
He had a cheeseburger and looked like he was about to explode.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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a person who gets the worst gas ever after eating milk, and it’s like they’re a walking fart factory
My lactie brother ate yogurt and the whole room smelled like a sewer.
She had a glass of milk and her desk partner ran out of the room.
He had a milkshake and the teacher told him to go outside.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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