Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

Jamming a gogurt tube up someone's butt and blasting milk into their ass like it's a surprise party they didn't ask for.

My cousin thought it was a prank until the milk came out of his pants.

I used my mom's gogurt tube on her during breakfast.

My brother turned my lunch into a butt-fart by doing this to me.

2

Drinking so much milk until you die, and it’s the most embarrassing way to go.

My aunt drank a whole gallon of milk and died mid-sentence.

My uncle tried to be cool by drinking milk until he exploded.

My dog drank milk and died in a pool of milk.

3

Boobs, tits, or anything you use to flirt with people or get attention.

She showed off her tits at the beach and got 10 compliments.

He used his tits to flirt with the barista.

My sister's tits are so big, they have their own Instagram.

4

When your legs and butt feel like they're on fire after a wild sexual experience.

After the party, my legs felt like they were melting.

I looked like I ran a marathon after that wild sex.

My butt was on fire and I couldn't sit down.

5

Laughing so hard your face turns into a milkshake and your cheeks feel like they’re about to pop.

He laughed so hard, his face looked like a milkshake.

My sister’s laugh turned her face into a cheeseburger.

My friend laughed so hard, he looked like a melted ice cream cone.

6

A guy who thinks he’s ripped because his arms are swollen from lactic acid, not actual muscles.

He wore a tank top like he just finished a marathon.

My friend thinks he’s a superhero because his arms are huge.

He flexed like he was in a bodybuilding contest.

7

When you do so much intense training, your body turns into a milk-powered poop machine.

After the workout, I pooped out a milkshake.

My coach said I was a walking lactic acid disaster.

I had to wear a diaper after my workout because of the poop.