Lactic Suicide

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When you drink so much milk you die because your stomach explodes like a piñata full of cheese.

My cousin tried to lactate suicide and now he’s stuck in a hospital with a cheese beard.

She drank a whole gallon of milk and screamed like a banshee before passing out.

He tried to lactic suicide during a Zoom call and it was the worst thing I’ve ever seen.

Dying from the inside out because you drank too much milk and your guts turned into a yogurt factory.

I tried lactic suicide and my pants fell off because my guts were too runny.

My friend drank milk like it was a religion and now he’s a ghost in the dairy aisle.

She drank milk for breakfast lunch and dinner and now she’s a yogurt blob.

When you kill yourself with milk so bad it smells like a sour sock factory.

He lactic suicided in his mom’s kitchen and it smelled like a sock drawer in hell.

She drank milk until her breath smelled like a sour sock and died in a pool of milk.

My brother tried to lactic suicide and now his room smells like a gym sock nightmare.