lactic brown

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When you run so hard your guts turn to liquid acid and you poop your pants like a baby who just saw a horror movie
My sprint class was so intense I pooped my gym shorts and my coach laughed so hard he cried
I did a 400-meter dash and my pants were soaked with lactic brown by the time I got to the locker room
My friend ran a mile and his shorts looked like a science experiment went wrong
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That moment your legs feel like they’re on fire and your butt starts leaking brown sludge like a broken pipe
After my burpee challenge, I looked like I had a leaky toilet in my pants
I did 10 burpees and my shorts were stained with lactic brown
My friend did a sprint and his butt was leaking like a dam broke
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When your body is so broken from training you can’t even hold your stool and it all comes out like a curse from the gods
My workout was so brutal I pooped my pants and my dog ran away from me
I did a marathon and my shorts looked like they had been through a war
After my training, I had to wipe my butt with my gym towel and it was soaked in lactic brown
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