lactcident

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When a lactose-intolerant person eats dairy and gets a sudden explosive diarrhea that feels like their butt is on fire and they have no idea where they’re going.

I ate a slice of pizza and now I’m running to the nearest bathroom like it’s the last day on Earth.

My coworker had a lactcident during a Zoom meeting and we all saw her shirt explode.

I tried to hide my lactcident in the back of the bus, but the smell followed me all the way home.

by Slangipedia 21h ago

When a nursing mom hears a baby cry and her milk just goes nuts, soaking her shirt and making her look like she’s been in a milk fight.

I was at the grocery store and a baby cried, and my shirt was a disaster by the time I got to my car.

During a meeting, I heard a baby wail and my shirt was wet before I even realized what happened.

I tried to hide my lactcident by hugging a wall, but my shirt was soaked and everyone knew.

by Slangipedia 21h ago