Lactating Cow

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A cow who can't help but leak milk everywhere, like a person who can't stop talking over everyone else in a conversation.

My uncle is like a lactating cow at Thanksgiving. He talks over everyone and no one can get a word in.

She started lactating in the middle of my speech. I was like, 'Are you even listening?'

He walked into the room and started lactating. It was like a milk fountain.

The gross, white, warm stuff that comes out of a cow’s udders when you touch it. It’s like milk, but it smells like old cheese and regret.

I drank milk from a lactating cow. It tasted like my mom’s old soup. Gross.

The milk truck was like a giant vat of lactating cow juice. It smelled like a gym sock factory.

I saw a cow lactating and it was like watching my brother eat a whole pizza and then throw up.