Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

To spill milk out of your tits like a broken faucet

My mom lactated so hard she leaked through her shirt during a church service.

I tried to lactate in front of my boss and got fired.

He lactated during a yoga class and the instructor had to stop the session.

2

When a woman spits out milk from her boobs after giving birth. It’s like a milk factory exploded inside her.

She lactated so much she had to wear a bra with a built-in milk bottle.

My sister lactated in public and got stared at like she was a monster.

The lactating woman walked past me and I had to hold my lunch.

3

A group of weird chemicals that make your brain feel like it’s on fire

Lactate is the reason I cried during math class.

My brother said lactate is what makes you feel like you’re dying during a workout.

I blame lactate for my bad mood this morning.

4

A dirty way to keep from getting pregnant. It’s like using your boobs as a condom

My aunt used lactation as birth control and it failed three times.

He said lactation was the best birth control ever until his wife got pregnant.

Lactation is not a good birth control if you have a hungry baby.

5

To sweat like a hot dog in a sauna, especially around your tits

I lactated during my workout and my shirt was soaked.

She lactated so much during the meeting that the boss got angry.

He lactated during a date and it was awkward.

6

When your boobs start leaking milk like a faucet, and people get weird about it

My mom lactated in the grocery store and got yelled at.

He lactated during a Zoom call and everyone saw it.

She lactated so hard her kid had to take notes.