Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A person who eats dairy like it's their last meal, even though they know it will turn their gut into a war zone.

I had pizza for breakfast. Now I feel like I've been run over by a cow.

Why did I eat that ice cream? I'm now a human balloon.

I'm lactard. I just ate a whole milkshake and I'm gonna die.

2

A person who eats dairy and gets so sick they wish they were dead. Their stomach makes noises like a jet engine.

I ate cheese and now I'm screaming into a toilet.

That yogurt was my downfall. I'm now a bloated mess.

Dairy hit me like a brick. I'm lying on the floor now.

3

When your body can't handle dairy and it turns your life into a nightmare.

I tried milk. Now I feel like I swallowed a cow.

Dairy ruined my day. I'm now a walking fart machine.

I ate a sandwich with cheese and now I'm in pain.

4

A stupid word for someone who can't handle dairy. It's like calling them a retard but with milk.

Lactardness? That's the dumbest word I've ever heard.

You're a lactard? I'm a real idiot.

Lactardness is just a fancy way of saying you're a fool.

5

When dairy hits you like a train and you're stuck with the aftermath.

That milk was my mistake. I'm now a bloated disaster.

I had a muffin. Now I'm in pain.

Dairy killed me. I'm now a walking disaster.

6

A person who can't eat dairy and it's the worst thing ever.

I can't eat cheese. It's my worst enemy.

Dairy is the devil. I'm now its victim.

I tried to eat a burger. Now I'm in agony.

7

A person who can't handle milk and it's the end of their day.

Milk was my doom. Now I'm a farty mess.

I had milk for breakfast. Now I'm screaming.

That milk was my downfall. I'm now a bloated idiot.