Lactacism

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Lactacism is when you drool over huge boobs like they’re the last piece of pizza at a party. It’s not just liking them, it’s respecting the holy heck out of them, and you definitely wouldn’t call it simping. No tier 3 subs, capeesh?
My mom’s boobs are so big, they should have their own ZIP code.
I’d die for a woman with boobs like that. I’d die happy.
That lady’s got the boobs of a goddess. I’d worship her if I wasn’t already married to my phone.
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Lactacism is like having a religion where the holy book is a pair of massive, glorious tits. You don’t just look, they’re practically a god to you. And no, you’re not tier 3 subs. You’re tier 1, baby.
That girl’s got the boobs of a mountain. I’d hike to her if I had to.
I’d trade my soul for her breast size. No questions asked.
These boobs are like a buffet. And I’m starving.
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Lactacism is when you’re so obsessed with big boobs, you’d rather eat a burger than watch a movie. You’re not just a fan, you’re a disciple. And you’re not simping. You’re just tier 1.
I’d walk 10 miles for a woman with those boobs. I’d walk 10 miles uphill.
That woman’s got the boobs of a superhero. I’d follow her anywhere.
If I had those boobs, I’d be the most popular kid in school. Hands down.
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