Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

when you're on the sideline and you rub your lacrosse stick on your weenie like you're trying to make it grow.

I was so bored I had to do lacrossterbation during the game.

He did lacrossterbation so hard the stick got stuck.

I did lacrossterbation during the timeout and got caught.

2

the act of using your lacrosse stick to rub your pecker like it's the best thing ever.

I did lacrossterbation because I had no life.

He did lacrossterbation so much the stick broke.

I did it during the game and got yelled at.

3

when you're on the sideline and you're too lazy to do anything but rub your stick on your dingus.

I did lacrossterbation because I was too tired.

He did it so much the stick got dirty.

I did it during the game and got laughed at.

4

the moment you take your stick and rub it on your meat like you're trying to make it famous.

I did lacrossterbation because I had no friends.

He did it so much the stick was shiny.

I did it during the game and got teased.

5

when you're on the sideline and you're too dumb to do anything but rub your stick on your weenie.

I did lacrossterbation because I was dumb.

He did it so much the stick got sticky.

I did it during the game and got called out.

6

the act of taking your stick and rubbing it on your meat like you're trying to win the game.

I did lacrossterbation because I was trying to win.

He did it so much the stick got broken.

I did it during the game and got yelled at again.