lacrosse-stitue

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A girl who hangs around the lacrosse team just so she can get some action. She goes to their parties and sits in the front row at games, but she doesn’t have to be with them to get her jollies.
Hey, I saw you at the game. You’re the one who screamed my name when I made the shot.
You’re the one who showed up to my party with a pizza and no idea how to drink.
You’re the reason I got a D in math because you kept texting me during class.
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A girl who only cares about the lacrosse team because they’re hot and might give her a free blowjob. She shows up to games and parties, but she doesn’t need a relationship to be happy.
You’re the one who laughed at my face when I spilled my soda on the field.
You texted me during practice and said, ‘You’re cute, but I’m not your girlfriend.’
You’re the one who sat behind me in class and drew me a penis on my math test.
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A girl who hangs out with the lacrosse team because they’re the only ones who know how to make her feel special. She shows up to games and parties, even if she doesn’t end up dating them.
You’re the one who told me I looked like a hot dog in my uniform.
You’re the one who said, ‘I don’t care if you’re a bad player, I like you.’
You’re the one who brought me a muffin during practice and said, ‘You’re the best, even if you’re not.’
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