Lacrosse Smell

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Lacrosse Smell is the worst thing ever. It’s like old spice antiperspirant melted in a swamp with a bunch of sweaty, puking, blood-soaked boys. You’ll know it when you smell it. It’s like a monster that smells like a gym, a wound, and a bad decision.
I hugged a lacrosse player and my nose broke.
My sister went to a game and came back like a zombie.
I tried to breathe and it felt like I was dying.
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Lacrosse Smell is like the devil’s gym sock. It’s sweat, dirt, piss, and old blood. It’s the reason why people run away from boys in pads. If you get close, you’ll be cursed for life.
I smelled it and started coughing like I had a lung full of dirt.
My dog ran away from a lacrosse player and never came back.
I walked into the locker room and my eyes turned into watermelons.
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Lacrosse Smell is the thing that makes you wish you were dead. It’s like a bunch of boys sat in a dirt pit and then peed on it. You’ll know it when you smell it. It’s the reason why people wear masks at games.
I inhaled it and my brain exploded.
My dad came to a game and got a nosebleed.
I asked my friend if he was okay and he said, 'I think I’m dead.'
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