lacrosse ball

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A tiny cannonball that hates your face and your goal. It’s like a rubber bullet that’s been dipped in hate and thrown with the force of a thousand angry middle schoolers.
My brother got hit in the nose by a lacrosse ball. Now he thinks he’s a duck.
The ball hit me in the forehead. I now have a permanent frown.
That ball went straight through the goal. It also went through my cousin’s eye.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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A magical rubber thing that can turn the best player into a crying baby if it hits them in the crotch. It’s like a curse from the lacrosse gods.
I got hit in the crotch by a lacrosse ball. I now live in a world of pain.
That ball hit my friend’s crotch. He ran out of the field crying like a baby.
I got hit in the crotch. I now have a new nickname: ‘The Crotch King.’
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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A tiny rubber missile that flies faster than your mom’s temper. It can knock out a player so fast, they think they’ve been hit by a truck.
The ball hit me in the head. I woke up in the grass, confused and sore.
That ball went through my goal like it was nothing. I felt like I’d been hit by a truck.
The ball flew like a missile. I didn’t even see it coming.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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