lacrosse babe

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a girl who sits in the front row at every game screaming like a f***ing maniac and also dates your brother.

She knows every player's name and f***ing GPA.

She texts me during the game to tell me my brother's f***ed up.

She showed up at the game in a f***ing tutu and called me a poser.

the type of girl who thinks she's a lax legend just because she's dating the star player.

She texts me every time he scores, like she's the one who made him good.

She f***ing lives for the highlight reels.

She posted a selfie with him at the game and called me a nobody.

a girl who shows up to every game with snacks, a f***ing attitude, and a habit of making your life miserable.

She brought f***ing pizza to the game and called me a snackless loser.

She texts me during the game to tell me I'm f***ing up.

She sits in the front row and yells at me when I miss a shot.