Lacrossbian

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When two girls on a lacrosse team get so close they start thinking about each other like they're the only ones on the field and not the other 10 players.
My best friend and I started making out during a game because we were both too drunk to care about the score.
I got a crush on my teammate after we passed the ball 100 times and never missed.
We got so into it that we forgot the game and just kissed on the field like we were in a movie.
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When a lacrosse team loses its manhood and turns into a squad of two girls who think they're the best at everything.
My team went from 10 players to just me and my best friend, and now we're the only ones who matter.
We stopped caring about the game and just started fighting over who had the better shot.
We won the championship and everyone else was just background noise.
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When two girls on a lacrosse team get so wasted they start making out like they’re at a concert instead of a game.
We drank so much Gatorade before the game we started kissing in the middle of the field.
We got so drunk we forgot the rules and just started hugging everyone on the team.
We were so high we thought the ball was a person and started making out with it.
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