Lacrone

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Lacrones are tiny, golden-haired, and round as doughnuts with a patch of hair missing like a rat ran over them.

My cousin is a Lacrone. She looks like a fried doughnut with a missing piece of crust.

That guy at the gym is a Lacrone. He’s like a burger with no top bun.

My neighbor’s a Lacrone. He’s got a bald spot the size of a pizza and a smile that’s fake as hell.

Lacrone is a term for a person who’s short, has hair like a sunflower, and looks like they got hit by a truck and a toaster.

My teacher is a Lacrone. She’s got a head like a chicken and a body like a beach ball.

That kid in my class is a Lacrone. He looks like he ate a whole bag of chips and a candy bar.

My uncle is a Lacrone. He’s got a bald spot and a face that looks like it’s been in a fight.

A Lacrone is someone who's small, has hair like a golden retriever, and has a head like a plate that got dropped on the floor.

My friend is a Lacrone. He’s got a head like a donut with a hole the size of a coin.

That guy on the bus is a Lacrone. He looks like he’s been eating too much cake and not enough hair.

My brother is a Lacrone. He's got a bald spot the size of a cupcake and a face that looks like it’s been slapped.