LaCroicktail

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A drink that takes LaCroix and turns it into something that actually tastes like a real cocktail instead of just a bunch of sad water
I added vodka to my LaCroix and now it's a real drink. My mom is proud.
This isn't just a LaCroix. It's a full-blown cocktail. My ex would be jealous.
I didn't just mix LaCroix with rum. I created a masterpiece. My cat drank it and cried.
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When you take LaCroix and make it into a drink so bad it's actually good
My LaCroix cocktail is so bad it's amazing. My neighbor called the police.
I mixed LaCroix with tequila and it was like a fight broke out in my mouth.
This LaCroix cocktail is so bad I got a standing ovation from my dog.
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A drink that makes LaCroix sound like a fancy word for a bunch of sparkling water that you threw into a blender with some alcohol
I put LaCroix in a blender with rum and now I'm famous. My mom thinks I'm a celebrity.
LaCroix is just sparkling water. But with my cocktail, it's like sparkling water went to college.
My LaCroix cocktail is so good, my crush asked me to be his lab partner.
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