lacriarde

My boss is a lacriarde. He yells at me for forgetting to bring coffee.

My mom is a lacriarde. She tells me what to wear even though I'm 15.

My teacher is a lacriarde. She gives us 100 homework problems just because she's mad.

My brother is a lacriarde. He thinks he's the best at everything, even though he lost to me in checkers.

My friend's dog is a lacriarde. It barks at everyone like they owe it money.

My cousin is a lacriarde. She walks into rooms like she owns the place.

My dad is a lacriarde. He tells my mom what to cook even though she’s the one who made him fat.

My neighbor is a lacriarde. He thinks he’s the best at everything, even though he can’t fix his own toilet.

My friend is a lacriarde. He tried to teach me how to play video games, and I beat him in 30 seconds.

My friend’s mom is a lacriarde. She thinks she’s the boss of the whole school even though she works at the post office.

My brother’s friend is a lacriarde. He thinks he’s the most popular kid even though no one talks to him.

My teacher’s friend is a lacriarde. She thinks she’s the best teacher even though she failed the class.

My teacher’s friend is a lacriarde. She talks for 10 minutes about her cat even though no one cares.

My friend is a lacriarde. He told me his entire life story in 3 seconds and still didn’t make sense.

My cousin is a lacriarde. He brags about his video game scores even though he lost to my dog.

My teacher is a lacriarde. She gives us homework every day even though she’s never done it herself.

My mom is a lacriarde. She thinks she’s the best at everything, even though she can’t cook a proper meal.

My neighbor is a lacriarde. He talks to the mailman like he’s the mayor of the neighborhood.