lacreme angels

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The cream of the cream. Like the best of the best, but with more swearing and less dignity.

That pizza? Lacreme angels. I ate it and now I'm god.

My ex got a promotion. Lacreme angels. I got a promotion. I got a promotion and then I got fired.

The new phone is lacreme angels. I cried. I got a new phone. I still cried.

So good it hurts. Like when your mom makes you eat the best cake and then you get a stomach ache.

This coffee is lacreme angels. I drank it and now I'm on fire.

That job offer? Lacreme angels. I accepted it. Then I found out it was a scam.

My dog got a new toy. Lacreme angels. I got a new toy. It was a toy.

The best of the best. So good it feels like heaven, but with more swearing and less angels.

That vacation was lacreme angels. I came back and I was a different person. Or I was just tired.

My new gym membership is lacreme angels. I went once. Then I got a stomach ache.

The new game is lacreme angels. I beat it. I beat it again. I beat it in my sleep.

The kind of good that makes you want to punch the sky. Like when you eat the last slice of pizza and it's perfect.

That hair cut was lacreme angels. I looked good. Then I got a haircut again.

That cake was lacreme angels. I ate it. Then I got a stomach ache. Then I cried.

My new job is lacreme angels. I got hired. I got fired. I got hired again.

So good it’s like heaven. But with more swearing and less angels. It’s the top of the top, like the best of the best, but with more drama.

That vacation was lacreme angels. I came back and I had a tan. Then I got a sunburn.

That burger was lacreme angels. I ate it. Then I ate it again. Then I got a stomach ache.

That new phone is lacreme angels. I cried. Then I cried again. Then I cried in my sleep.