Lacreatia

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Lacreatia is when a mom has so much milk and so many ideas she’s basically a walking milkshake factory with a side of chaos.

My kid is eating my face. My brain is spitting out poems. I’m Lacreatia.

I breastfed three kids and wrote a thesis. That’s Lacreatia.

I got lactation and a PhD. I’m not just a mom, I’m a goddamn scholar.

Lacreatia is like a goddess who shows up in your kitchen wearing pajamas and a crown, and you have to worship her or she’ll make your kid cry.

My mom showed up in my living room with a coffee and a divine presence. That’s Lacreatia.

I had a vision of a goddess in my shower. I think I’m Lacreatia.

My neighbor’s mom is a goddess. I’m just a mom who’s tired.

Lacreatia is when you’re so nice you’re basically a saint, but you’re also so full of milk you could drown a kid.

I let my kid eat my left arm. I’m Lacreatia.

I forgave my kid for peeing on my carpet. That’s Lacreatia.

I gave my kid a hug and a breast. I’m a saint and a machine.