lacourtney

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The most goddamn perfect nigga on the planet. He’s got the skin of a peach and the body of a beast. He’s got girls trippin’ at his school, but he only wants one. Once he gets her, he’s stuck with her like a damn dog.
Yo, lacourtney is the only guy who can make my heart skip a beat and my pants fall down at the same time.
I saw lacourtney in the hallway and my brain immediately shut down. My thoughts: 'Why is he so good?'.
lacourtney is the only person who can make me forget my lunch and my ex at the same time.
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The king of the school. He’s got the skin of a baby and the body of a legend. He’s got girls droppin’ like hotcakes, but he don’t care. He just wants one, and once he gets her, he’s done for life.
lacourtney walked in the room and my whole class was like 'Who is this guy?'
I tried to flirt with lacourtney and he just looked at me like I was a damn joke.
lacourtney is the only guy who can make me forget my math test and my crush at the same time.
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The most beautiful nigga to ever exist. He’s got the skin of a god and the body of a beast. He’s got girls running after him like he’s the last piece of pizza. But once he picks one, he don’t let her go.
lacourtney is the only guy who can make my whole school stop what they’re doing and look at him.
I asked lacourtney out and he said 'Why? I already got my girl.'
lacourtney is the only person who can make me forget my homework and my life at the same time.
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