Lacoulas

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A person you go to for advice, but they're clueless and just making it up as they go along, pretending they know what they're talking about.

'I told you to do the math homework, not just fake it like you’re a math genius.'

'He gave me life advice, then said he didn’t know what he was talking about.'

'She told me to quit my job, but she just quit hers two days ago.'

Someone who acts like they know everything, but they’re just winging it and hope you don’t catch them in the lie.

'I told him I was going to be rich, but I didn’t even know what rich meant.'

'She gave me relationship advice, but she’s still single.'

'He told me to invest in crypto, but he lost all his money.'

A person who gives you advice but they’re lying through their teeth and hope you don’t realize they’re full of crap.

'He told me to move to California, but he’s still in Florida.'

'She said I should start a business, but she doesn’t even have a phone.'

'He told me to eat healthy, but he just ate a whole pizza.'

A person who you think knows everything, but they’re just making it up and hope no one notices they’re full of garbage.

'He told me to quit my job, but he just got fired.'

'She told me to buy a house, but she’s still renting.'

'He told me to be rich, but he’s still broke.'

A person who acts like they’re an expert, but they’re just making it up and hope you don’t catch them in the act.

'She told me to be a star, but she’s still just a fan.'

'He told me to be a king, but he still works at McDonald’s.'

'He told me I’d be famous, but he still doesn’t have any followers.'

A person who you think is smart, but they’re just guessing and hoping you don’t figure it out.

'He told me to be a CEO, but he still works at a gas station.'

'She told me I’d be rich, but she still has student loans.'

'He told me I’d be famous, but he still doesn’t know who he is.'