LaCoryah

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This human is a total mess, but she loves you like you’re her last piece of pizza. She’ll stick with you even if you’re failing at life and she’s crying in the background.
She texted me at 2 a. m. asking if I was okay after I failed my math test.
She brought me soup when I had a screaming fit in the middle of the hallway.
She tried to explain calculus to me with a fidget spinner and a swear word.
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She’s got a heart the size of a pizza pie and a brain that sometimes forgets how to work. But she’ll always be there, even when she’s being weird.
She tried to help me with my homework by singing the alphabet backwards.
She sent me a meme about existential dread during my panic attack.
She cried with me when my dog died, even though she didn’t know my dog.
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She’s not perfect, but she’s the kind of person who’ll try to save your life with a swear word and a bag of chips.
She showed up at my house with chips and a swear word when I was crying in my room.
She tried to fix my broken phone with a hair tie and a loud yell.
She gave me a pep talk about life while eating a whole bag of cookies.
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