Lacornis

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A corn kernel stuck so far up your butt it’s basically living there

I ate a whole cob of corn and now I feel like I’ve been invaded by aliens.

My friend tried to poop it out and now he’s crying in the hallway.

I swear that corn is mocking me every time I sit down.

A corn nugget that’s permanently embedded in your backside

I can feel it moving when I walk. It’s like it’s doing a dance in there.

I tried to scratch it and now I’ve got a rash and a grudge.

It’s not a corn kernel anymore, it’s a corn prisoner.

A corn flake that’s been lodged so deep it’s become part of your soul

I can hear it whispering to me during math class.

I tried to pull it out and now I’ve got a hole in my pants.

That corn is now my best friend, and I don’t know why.