Lacomb

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A nutcase who flips between happy and unhinged like a light switch. She'll hug your dog but punch your face if you say the wrong thing. She’s loyal, but don’t piss her off.
My friend Lacomb cried at a cat video but screamed at me for forgetting her birthday.
She took my pizza and my feelings in one day.
She’s the reason my dog now hates Mondays.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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A tiny Louisiana town where everyone’s related and everyone’s high on drugs. It’s like the sequel to a horror movie, but with worse parents.
That town is so messed up, even the chickens have a meth habit.
I’d rather fight a bear than go back to Lacomb.
The whole town is inbred and in love with a meth pipe.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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A snooze-fest of a town, but some of the people are total badasses. It’s like being stuck in a boring class with a few kids who’ll punch you for looking at them wrong.
Lacombe is so boring, my goldfish got promoted.
I fell asleep in a meeting and woke up in a wrestling match.
The town is sleepy, but the people are loud.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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A town so good, even your ex wants to move there. It’s like a dream vacation, but with better neighbors and fewer heartbreaks.
Lacombe is the best place to retire, unless you’re still mad at your ex.
I’d move there just to avoid my drama.
That town is so nice, even my dog wants to live there.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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A guy who’s louder than a fire alarm and smells like old socks. He’ll kiss your ass for a promotion and then yell at you for not liking him.
That guy talks so much, he could be a podcast.
He kissed my boss’s ass and then told me I was ugly.
He’s like a loud, smelly, angry kid who never grew up.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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