Lacock

My cousin’s butt smells like he lived in a sewer for a month.

I couldn’t sit next to him on the bus. It was like a fart factory.

He tried to sneak into the gym, but the smell gave him away.

She walked into the room and I instantly knew she hadn’t washed her butt all week.

He sat down next to me, and I felt my lunch start to rebel.

The teacher had to send him out because the smell was too strong.

I think the dog ran away because it couldn’t handle the stench.

He walked in and the whole class held their breath.

The teacher said he’d never had a smell like that in 20 years.