Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A stretchy rubber band that's been used so much it's practically begging for a vacation.

My lucky band is holding up my pants and my hopes.

This rubber band is like my ex, it's been used and abused.

I tried to use my lucky band to tie my shoes, and it just laughed at me.

2

A rubber band that's been through hell and back, and probably doesn't want to go through it again.

My lucky band is holding my coffee cup together like it's the last thing on Earth.

I used my lucky band to bind my wounds and my sanity.

This rubber band is so old it has a social security number.

3

A rubber band that's been stretched so much it's practically in a relationship with the elastic.

My lucky band is holding my bag together and my feelings.

I tried to use my lucky band to tie my hair, and it just gave up.

This rubber band is like my mom, it's always there, even when it's broken.

4

A rubber band that’s been used so much it might as well be a full-time job.

My lucky band is working overtime to hold my notes together.

This rubber band is like my teacher, it’s always there, even when it’s worn out.

I used my lucky band to hold my sandwich, and now it’s holding my life together.

5

A rubber band that's been through more than your ex and your math test.

My lucky band is holding up my books and my dignity.

This rubber band is like my dog, it's always there, even when it's frayed.

I tried to use my lucky band to tie my bag, and it just gave up on life.

6

A rubber band that's been used so much it might start a union.

My lucky band is on strike and won’t hold my papers anymore.

This rubber band is like my boss, it’s always stretching me to the limit.

I used my lucky band to hold my lunch, and now it’s holding my entire week.